Fiction: Twisted Family Bonds (pt.1): New Year, A Second Chance

This is one of my #FridayFlash fiction stories. Each Friday, members of the #FridayFlash group on Twitter write fictional stories of 1,000 words or less and share them. Join in the fun!

This short story is part of a new series called Twisted Family Bonds. It continues where the Frostbite series ends. It is a mixture of light and dark humor written in the soap opera episodic style about the happenings in the Kaszinov family, who live on a family compound in the Hungarian countryside near Budapest. Russian mafia members have family lives, too, they just behave a little differently, or do they?

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Episode 1 of 6: New Year, A Second Chance

Tasha slowly pulled herself out of her rental car and trudged through the deep snow.  She could see the silhouettes of Mama, Papa, and her aunts and uncles through the curtains in the living room window.

“I know this will be a surprise for them, so it’s a good time to bring you here.”

New Year’s Eve celebration was in full swing at the Kazinov family compound. Two long years had passed since her fated Christmas day escape with the children.  Tasha now dared to step foot back into her mafia family chaos for the sake of the children.

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“We really showed ’em, didn’t we?  Ha!  We had that jury in knots! They never could have convicted us with no evidence…” Viktor swigged his bottle of Vodka with gusto, celebrating his new found freedom with the men of the family. Inside the family mansion booze was flowing, laughter and screaming were heard throughout the house.

“Two years of that shit in court, we outta sue ’em, sue ’em all!” Alena ranted from the other side of the living room.

“Now Alena, I know it’s been hard on you, having the entire family stuck here in your house, and the press never leaving us alone, but look at Nadya and Grusha, could you have imagined?” Karina giggled and pointed at their two sisters.

Nadya and Grusha were sitting together in the corner of the living room drinking champaign. Nadya was gently touching her perfectly placed bleached blond hair. She still had bruises around her eyes from her latest plastic surgery. Grusha was laughing but her face wasn’t moving from the excessive botox injected into her puffy face.

“Those fools! Look at them, in their sixties acting like teenagers.  Just because they got a ghost writer to write a book for them, they think they’re celebrities.” Alena snorted.

Two Framed Broad Cook Up Hungarian & Russian Classics

“But you gotta admit, it’s hilarious how they came out of their shells after “Two Framed Broads Cook Up Hungarian & Russian Classics” hits the book stores.”  Karina downed a swig of scotch. “I loved it when they were on the morning show and did the cooking segment!  What a disaster!”

“And that blasted incident at the book signing, my god, it took twenty security guards just to get them out of that mob scene. Half the crowd was tryin’ to get their autograph and the other half tryin’ to tear ’em apart. I think they made the whole bloody mess worse for us.” Alena wiped her forehead with a handkerchief and downed a large glass of vodka in one shot. “No one is gonna be able to move outta here, even with the trial over.”

“I kinda like it here with everyone under one roof. ” Karina watched as the men started crashing glasses in the fireplace.

Tasha’s cousins were joining in the party, hoping the pressure on them would go away since the trial was over. They were exhausted from the long hours of work trying to hold the family businesses together and keep it underground. The scrutiny of the press had become unbearable and the accused family members were keeping their fingers out of the daily business, at least on the surface.

One of the cousins walked up to Alena and Karina, “Is everything on track to have Tasha return the children now?”  Pressure from the family prevented them from trying to reclaim the children during the trial.

“Oh yeah…I still think you should wait another year, for everything to settle down.  No need to bring chaos back into this house again right now.”

“But you promised… as soon as the trial was over…I already called Tasha and told her!” She stomped her foot.

Alena glared at the men as they shattered more glasses and fragments were shooting all over the carpet. “You guys are gonna clean that up!” She screamed to deaf ears.  She walked over to the bar to pour more vodka, looked around the disheveled room and shrugged her shoulders.

The doorbell rang just as a few of Tasha’s thirty-five year old cousins were running from the kitchen, throwing cookies at the ceiling and watching them explode into crumbles. “Fireworks!” they giggled and ran for more cookies.

A faint dusting of white powder decorated their noses and upper lips.

The doorbell rang a few more times before Alena decided to answer. She swaggered to the door, trying to grab the blurry doorknob, and opened it to see Tasha and a stern-looking woman staring at her.

“Mama, I’d like you to meet Inna, she is from the Hungarian Department of Child Welfare.  She is here to start an inspection and evaluation.”

Suddenly, a semi-automatic weapon started a rapid fire that almost shattered their eardrums. In a split second, Tasha wrapped her arms around Inna pushing her full bodyweight as they both hit the ground.

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Continue reading Twisted Family Bonds in Episode 2

If you want to know what happened to get this family in this predicament, you can read more in, Frostbite: A Mafia Family Christmas, part 1, part 2 and part 3.

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Ever wonder what the influence of the Russian Mafia is like for those who live under their oppression?

Here is and interesting cartoon, you don’t need to understand Russian to enjoy:

Russian Mafia – Funny Song & Cartoon


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37 responses to “Fiction: Twisted Family Bonds (pt.1): New Year, A Second Chance”

  1. Donna Carrick

    Yowch! Those chld-services workers are a brave lot! ha ha

    1. Hi Donna, thanks for stopping by and reading!

  2. Even though I thought I was starting from the first, apparently there’s more about this family I don’t know. And what a family. Such a stoic and silent bunch.

    Great start, Anne. I can’t wait to see what happens to Inna.

    1. Hi Kim,

      Thanks for checking out my series. Yes, there are three stories about this family in the Frostbite series, but then I continue with them in Twisted Family Bonds, so several more episodes.

  3. […] flash fiction is part of a series called Twisted Family Bonds (follow the link to read from the beginning). It is light and dark humor written in the soap opera […]

  4. Drugs, booze, gunplay and cookies….sounds like an amusement park for dysfunctional adults… or miami.

    nicely done.
    Karen :0)

    1. Karen,
      Ha! That is really funny! Glad you enjoyed it! I love how your mind works and twists.

    1. Thanks Michael, that means a lot – I have a long ways to go, the encouragement helps!

  5. Glad to see the family is still doing what it does best: entertaining all the readers!

    Laughed at so many lines here.

    Mama mia, what a famiglia!

    1. Thanks Marisa,

      I’m glad the famiglia is entertaining you. I think I will call it my mafia family sitcom! It is light and not quite authentic, but I’m glad it is fun!

  6. This was my first exposure to this series of yours and wow, I love it already. It takes some skill to work in the nuances like you did. And the gunfire at the end? Spectacular.

    1. Carrie,

      Thanks so much for the kind comments! It is very encouraging to me when I get comments, since I mostly feel like I don’t know what I am doing, as a primarily non-fiction writer. I am just writing intuitively now. I am taking in the fiction writing blogs and, most of all, reading the other flash fiction writers. There are so many amazing stories! I am enjoying your stories very much!

  7. Anne, you have a wild imagination. I love it.
    The black eyes on one sister and then the botox, puffy face. Very funny stuff! And I doubt I would eat anything they would be cooking up.
    Great writing!

    1. Cynthia,

      Thanks, so glad you stopped by for a little mafia women humor! I would be a little careful eating their dishes, too.

  8. Just read your previous stories about this mafia family, and let me just say: there is no such thing as a mafia story over dose 🙂
    Great stories, love your imagination and humor!

    PS: you just made me considered giving ‘The Sopranos’ a new ending for one of the upcoming Fridays 😛

    1. Estrella,

      Thanks for your comments, and for all your time reading the entire mafia series!

      My husband mentioned “The Sopranos” when I was talking about ideas for the Mafia Rehab series, he mentioned that the head mobster was getting counseling to mend his ways. I haven’t seen the series, only a couple of interviews with the cast. May have to order on NetFlix if not too violent for me;))

      1. 🙂 I haven’t watched The Sopranos for fun, but after making my fiancé watch the whole series of Mcleod’s Daughters I felt I could watch something he likes.
        Some scenes were a bit gruesome, but hey, that’s what you have eyelids for, just close them. The overall subject and feel to it was good.
        I’m sure you’d get great ideas from it 🙂

        1. Thanks, I will probably check it out! At least with NexFlix, DVD’s can be fast forwarded!

  9. These mafia series of yours just tickles a funny bone in me, but its enchanting as well. I so love your writing voice.

    Good write, and I look forward to keeping up with this series of yours!

    1. Jodi,

      Thanks so much for your kind comments. I keep planning to write suspense, slice of life, and intense drama, but this silly family persists. As you can see, they can be very persuasive to get their way.

      So now they have worked themselves into an entire series – it will be called Mafia Rehab.

      Glad you and the others are enjoying it, they will be around for several weeks.

  10. hmmmm Inna….
    ahh throwing cookies…just like new years eve fireworks…
    Great to read.

    1. Michelle,

      Thanks for reading my story! Yes, gotta figure out something to do with the left-over Christmas cookies!

  11. And the adventures continue. Love the title of their book! Keep ’em coming Anne! Great work!

    1. Thanks Deanna! Hey, maybe you could keep their cooking book in mind for your new recipe blog or book.

  12. Christina Kerr (KatharinaFive)

    First time here, loved it, will be back for more.

    1. Christina,

      Thanks! So glad you stopped by!

  13. Cool atmosphere and fun story. Love the throwing cookies at the ceiling; can’t have a proper party without cookie crumbs and gunpowder.

    1. Thanks David for reading and commenting!

      Personally, when it comes to parties, that is what I always say!

  14. I wonder if flak jackets are de riguer wear for people at Inna’s office?

    1. Hi Sam,

      I think maybe you are right!

  15. Guns, that’s this family’s answer to everything! I’d hate to see the hardwear that comes out when someone comes round to read the electricity meter!

    Satirically spot on as ever.

    Bests in 10

    M

    1. Thanks Marc!

      Ha! I can imagine the negotiations among the power company men as to who gets that job!

      Happy New Year to you too!

  16. I think Inna might be demanding danger money as part of her salary!
    Love the thought of the framed broads becoming a cooking sensation!

    Happy New Year Anne!

    1. Maria,

      At least they have some “outside” interests. The media attention wasn’t bad for all of them.

  17. I gather Inna will not be writing a favorable report, provided she gets back to the car alive…
    Another fun day with the mafia!

    1. Thanks Laura, Inna is tougher than you think!

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