Fiction: Twisted Family Bonds (pt.3): Gratitude

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This flash fiction is part of a series called Twisted Family Bonds (follow the link to read from the beginning).  It is a mixture of light and dark humor written in the soap opera episodic style about the happenings in the Kaszinov family, who live on a family compound in the Hungarian countryside near Budapest. Russian mafia members have family lives, too, they just behave a little differently, or do they?

Previously, in Twisted Family Bonds… Tasha removed all the children from her family’s house because of their involvement in murders. Tasha has returned two years later after they were all exonerated of their crimes to see if they changed their evil ways. She brought Inna, a Hungarian Child Welfare worker to the mafia family compound to conduct an evaluation. They arrived as the family was celebrating their victories in court in high mafia style. Tasha’s father, Viktor, was furious and gave Inna a “special” glass of wine.

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Episode 3 of 6: Gratitude

Kaszinov Family Crest

“Get movin’ you ingrates!  You want your kids back? Then get this place cleaned up!” Viktor waved his arms furiously as he strutted into the living room.

Tasha followed him as her cousins and aunts ran haphazardly around the house trying to figure out where to start.

“Papa, you can’t leave Inna on the floor!”

“Tasha, I got it handled.  Boys! Get that woman and bring her over here. Marek! Come take care of this.”  Tasha’s Uncle Marek grabbed his doctor bag and met the Boys at the sofa to watch Inna.

“As for you…” Viktor pointed his finger at Tasha. She backed up as visions of being bound, tortured and interrogated flared in her mind. She began regretting her bold, but foolish move to bring Inna here.

“Papa, I know everyone hates me, but I care about those kids. Hardly anyone from the family has called in the last two years. Since my cousins are asking for them back, I need to make sure this place is suitable for the kids. From the looks of it, nothing has changed.” Tasha tried to stay strong even if her own fate was hanging by a thread.

“I don’t want that woman poking her nose into our business! Our family life will NOT be aired out in public. We’ve had enough problems.”

“I know, believe me, this will not be public…” Tasha pleaded.

“You know nothing is private when outsiders are involved, damn it!” Viktor was beginning to turn purplish-red. “I agreed to go along with this, but I’m handling it MY way, out of family loyalty and because I am grateful.”

“What? You mean you are grateful that I took care of the children?” Tasha thought she was hearing Viktor wrong.

“Ah…I mean I’m glad you worked with Laszlo when you drugged the entire family two years ago. Remember him? One of the Boys? Well, he has been promoted.”

“Are you kidding?”

“Not only did you remove the kids from underfoot during all that mess in court, but it gave your cousins time to build the Family businesses, which are thriving now, thanks to you, Laszlo and our new products.” Viktor smiled.

“What?” Tasha couldn’t believe her father uttered the word “product.”

Laszlo – Mafia Chemist for the Kaszinov Family

“That formula we just slipped into Inna’s drink is the same stuff you used on us. Turns out Laszlo came up with a brilliant formula to drug people, it knocks ’em out good.  It is powerful, lasts a long time, and is untraceable in blood tests. We are producing a lot of it now and we are making a killing on it! Every Family in the Eastern World is coming to us for this stuff. It has bought us protection from the Chinese and Korean Families and we have the perfect leverage to protect our territory. Laszlo, show her…”

Arctic Ice – Puts 'em in the DEEP Freeze

Laszlo stepped behind the bar and pulled out bottles and jars. “Here is our star product, the formula I made for you, in liquid form. We call it Ice.  It is used to put in food and drink.  It’s completely odorless and tasteless.  I have also developed Ice for use in creams, ointments and lipstick. And, one of my favorites, darts for our mini-shooter.  I’m working on a new line of products called Arctic Ice with the same properties, but it has more…ah…permanent results.”

“That’s enough! We aren’t gonna talk about that right now!” Viktor shifted in his chair and glanced to see if Inna was still unconscious.  “We are really UP-TOWN now, I had no idea any of the Boys had talent.  Izsak, get over here. We got ourselves a Family geek.”

Izsak proudly continued. “I have developed a secure shopping network and we are getting ready to launch our business globally. We have demonstration videos, with Nadya and Grusha as the stars, of course…”

Nadya perked up. “We have been adding free samples of Ice sewn into the back covers of our cookbook. Only our special clients know about it. That may be why our book sales are through the roof.” Aunt Nadya giggled as she swept up the shattered glasses in the fireplace. “But don’t worry about all this knock-out poison, honey, we have our own supply of De-Icer.  It makes the poison useless on us. It’s our own very secret family recipe.”

Tasha sank down into a chair, staring.

“Tasha, you’re the best thing to happen to this family. We owe you. ” Viktor smiled and chewed on his cigar.

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After the drunken mad chaos of the household clean-up, the family members were seated in the living room trying to look “normal,” but getting ill from earlier excesses, and feeling uncomfortable sitting around with nothing to do.

“What happened?” Inna was rousing from her stupor.

“You had some kind of fainting spell and went into a seizure. I’m a doctor and I have been monitoring your progress. Do you have a medical condition?” Marek looked concerned.

“Nothing like this has ever happened before. Where am I?”

“Inna, don’t you remember? I brought you here to evaluate my family.” Tasha helped Inna stand up. She looked around the living room with a furled brow.

“Oh yes, Tasha, I’ll continue that later, but since you gave me so much background on your family, and due to the fact the children haven’t lived here in a long time, I am filing orders with the court tomorrow to get everyone started in the MAFIA rehab program.”

“We ARE NOT the Mafia! We were exonerated of all charges! You can’t come in here and make those accusations…” Viktor stood up and moved towards Inna.

“Let me be more clear, I’m referring to the Mothers And Fathers Impaired Attachment rehab program. Since you are living here together, I expect all of you to attend the first few support group meetings.” Inna was walking quickly towards the door. ” I’ll see you all next Wednesday evening at seven o’clock.”

Continue reading with, Twisted Family Bonds – Episode 4


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47 responses to “Fiction: Twisted Family Bonds (pt.3): Gratitude”

  1. I’m at work and I’m afraid I may have been slipped some “ice”–at least that’s the way I’ve felt all afternoon. (Not your writing, I promise, but manuals and more manuals.) I like the dialogue too. I would like a little more attribution occasionally so that I don’t get lost who’s saying what. Otherwise, very entertaining.

    1. Thanks Kim,

      I plan to do a few edits before posting to The Penny Dreadful. Thanks for the input, I will add a few more attributions.

  2. I’m with Tony, I want some Ice. But not for sleep, for work – sounds like it might just barely take the edge off. (Yeah, you’re having way too much fun)

    1. Thanks for reading my story this week! I hope the Ice for your work is for you and not your co-workers – hehe. I’ll suggest to Laszlo that he should make a new version of Ice for just sleeping better – maybe call it Slush!

  3. This ICE stuff sounds like the next best thing since Sominex. Where can I get some?

    1. Thanks for stopping by Tony,

      Oh man, I agree with you! I secretly wish to have some of this stuff. I take a wonderful “natural” supplement that helps me sleep, but you build up tolerance to it and have to go off of it to regain effectiveness. So I am rested for 2 weeks, then grumpy for 2 weeks, guess that is better than grumpy all the time – eh?

  4. One of the best in serial (heh) webfics out there at the moment. Mafia, I mean we’ll all nuts about it and about you.

    1. Gee, thanks Carrie. That means a lot. I struggle each week as to whether to continue the mafia series hoping it won’t get old and tired, but the family won’t leave me alone. So, off I go for a few more episodes. I would like to give them a break and write a few other things in between their episodes, we’ll see.

  5. Well, I can’t wait to read about them next Friday 🙂
    Loved the line: “we are making a killing on it!”

    1. Thanks Estrella! I was hoping someone would pick up on that – hehe

  6. Like that chemist indeedy! Ice sounds like a better formulated rohypnol — what else does the mad scientist formulate? Hmmm… great story, I’ll be coming back for more. Peace, Linda

    1. Linda,

      Thanks for your comments! I’m sure Laszlo would be happy to hear you are joining his fan club. He apparently already has a big fan club here in the comment section.

  7. Let me use a bit of ice…oh, sorry. My thumb covered the De part while I was mixing. Oh, well.

    Love your Mafia family!

    1. Thanks Laura, you do not get any Ice right now, I’m afraid it might fall into the …wrong tentacles…

  8. Another excellent installment. The MAFIA group meeting was a funny coincidence. I’m looking forward to seeing how that works out.

    1. Eric,

      Thanks! Yeah, I think Inna might have a good sense of humor, among other things.

  9. Genevieve Ching

    Ha ha– Now you can knock people out with Ice Cream! Poor Inna doesn’t know what hit her but might get her revenge anyway with MAFIA rehab. Fun!

    1. Genevieve,

      Thanks for coming by and commenting! Inna is a tough one, but is she any match for this family? I don’t even know yet.

  10. Oooooh I love this! Another vote for my-goodness-that’s-Viggo distraction. It does seem like you are having fun writing this and I will now be having fun reading it! Well done 🙂
    *bookmark bookmark*

    1. CJ,

      Thanks for stopping by and having a read! Great to meet another MN writer! Viggo is quite a star in this family, for many reasons – hehe

  11. See this is why we should stay clear of acronyms – they just lead to confusion!

    Getting the Chinese & Koreans to agree on anything – this family has some real savvy!

    Great fun as always

    marc

    1. Thanks Marc,

      Yeah, I think Inna is yanking their chain with the acronym – hehe

      Yes, miracles can happen when the Chinese & Koreans really want Ice, and hope to get Arctic Ice

  12. “…but I’m handling it MY way” (old blue eyes?) another dangerous dose of this fearsome family – very entertaining!
    ~Simon

    1. Simon (yay, thanks for first name)thanks for stopping by and reading. I’m sure Viktor is a Frank Sinatra kinda guy, fits him.

  13. Love the MAFIA acronym Anne! This whole series is just so much fun. By the way, Lily, the most sexy man alive, who is 50, (I think, or near it anyway), is Jon Bon Jovi. Of course that’s just my opinion and we all have one of those. 🙂
    Keep ’em coming Anne!

    1. Thanks Deanna!

      Wow, there are so many famous guys getting to be around 50. Makes me wonder what it will be like when they are all 60 or 70, but of course, the men can still be cool & sexy when older.

  14. Ah! They are starting an internet business to push there drug. I love the new acronym for Mafia.
    “Mothers and Fathers Impaired Attachment”
    Very cool!

    1. Thanks Cynthia, this family has definitely come in to the 21st Century – hee!

  15. Now that gives a new meaning to “getting iced”, lol. So, the only problem the social worker sees is codependency?! You’re having way too much fun with this..hehe. I’m staying tuned…

    1. Shannon – thanks for reading! Glad you will be back, this social worker will definitely give it her best “shot” to help them.

  16. I’m loving the idea of Ice. And Arctic Ice is brilliant too – can’t wait to see what they do with that. Looking forward to next week’s instalment.

    1. Thanks David,

      I think they just may have a good product – beside, they love putting everyone “On Ice” already – hehe

  17. My goodness! That’s Lazlo? Why, he is the most gorgeous, wonderful man I’ve had a fangirl crush on since forever…

    Ahem. The story continues to be as wonderful as always. The humor is still sharp. I love the family sitting around trying to look “normal” hahaha.

    Love this Family…um…family!

    1. Oh yes, I thought you might like Laszlo! Bet you didn’t know, “Viggo” was an alias and his real name was Laszlo. This is what he did after the movie. He learned his chemist tricks while doing the movie “Eastern Promises” from “A famous chemist called Dr Samuel Zuckerman was approached to develop a process to make temporary tattoos for the film. Zuckerman is none other than the man who put the stripe into Aquafresh toothpaste.” Viggo Mortensen’s Russian Mafia Tatoos

      Check the link, you will really enjoy it. I assume you have seen the movie, too? I didn’t think anyone else would have seen it. You are a sharp, cultured bunch *wink*

  18. KatharinaFive

    Love the twist at the end. A good wake up story got me laughing this morning.

    1. Thanks Katharina, I’m happy you enjoyed it – hope you didn’t laugh in your coffee – hehe

  19. very intricately woven and great flow on the dialogue – love the names as well.

    1. Thanks Michael,

      I appreciate your comments! I’m glad you enjoyed it! I have noticed I do very dialogue-based flash fiction. I never know what is going to come out.

  20. Hehehe, a new take on Ice! Love it. I get the feeling this one ‘poured’ out of your fingertips and into the keyboard – felt effortless, if you know what I mean.

    Although I nearly didn’t make it all the way to the end. Got VERY distracted with your pic of Viggo. Even though he played such a hard, apparently unlikeable character in that movie I still go ga-ga every time I see a photo of him. Is that wrong? LOL

    1. Lily,

      I am very impressed you know about Laszlo’s alter ego(he used to be an actor) – Viggo – from Eastern Promises. I thought this pic would get a few hearts pounding. I had a “nerdy” looking pic to use, but couldn’t once I found this one.

      I can see Laszlo (aka Viggo) is attracting a lot of attention, so here is another thrill for the women – a look at him without his shirt. Some of you may know that the Russian Mafia is really big into tatoos – they tell the story of their lives & conquests – here is Laszlo’s tatoos:

      1. Anne, if you hire Eastern Promises on DVD there’s a special feature on Viggo’s tattoos. To me he’s the ultimate method actor and I just adore him. I also find it a little unsettling that a man who is 50yo can be so hot, hot, hot!

        1. But then again, Brad Pitt is coming up to 50 and many women think the same of him!

        2. I have it in my queue in NetFlix, will definitely check out the special feature. They went through quite a process, apparently to do the fake tattoos – and they all have meaning – the story of their lives on their bodies – too bad they have to get half naked to impress each other

      2. I had to tell you, I put’Eastern Promises’ on the Netflix queue. Sounds lovely. Thanks for that link Anne!

        1. My copy arrives tomorrow, hope you enjoy it too!

  21. Keeps getting more interesting. Cool product names and business plan. Rehab time.

    1. David,

      Thanks for stopping by! I’m glad you like the product names, it was fun when they told me about it!

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